Post by Monica on Mar 23, 2006 15:16:34 GMT -5
COLD IS RELATIVE
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees in Fahrenheit)
50 above—New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above—Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35above—Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 above—Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above—Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a T-shirt.
15 above—Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
Zero—New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cookout before it gets cold.
10 below—People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
20 below—Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 below—Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below—Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
80 below—Polar Bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below—Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their earflaps.
173 below—Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw their kegs.
297 below—Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands
400b below—ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “Cold’nuff for ya?”<br>
500 below—Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs Win The Stanley Cup.
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees in Fahrenheit)
50 above—New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above—Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35above—Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 above—Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above—Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a T-shirt.
15 above—Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
Zero—New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cookout before it gets cold.
10 below—People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
20 below—Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 below—Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below—Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
80 below—Polar Bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below—Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their earflaps.
173 below—Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw their kegs.
297 below—Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands
400b below—ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “Cold’nuff for ya?”<br>
500 below—Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs Win The Stanley Cup.
